One Month

And then I will have so much to chat about.

The birds are chirping, the sun is shinning ever so brightly, its a beautiful flush blue sky with dots of white fluffy cotton swab clouds, however; over across the distant horizion there's a stench ever so foul, the smell of rottening flesh mixed with hot, humid, ashy air funneling from the darkening expanding vortex in which is engulfing the serenity that we've called summer.

I can see it now, the innocence of the incoming freshmen class prodding around campus, the overly aspiring pre-med students asking lame questions every fucking class, complete nerds who dedicate their lives to avoiding any social aspects of life, the loose nerdy girls who are willing put out because I will be the only semi-good looking guy in their nerdy classes, the dumb asses who thought partying 25/8 was a Major but are going to fail out because someone forgot to mention to them that it wasn't one (What about business school? Ah, my bad, I forgot that one), jerk off jocks who steal my girls, mostly, the people who will annoy me the most are the "we know everything" fuckers along with those who ask a question about questioning question's question five times each lecture, read the book asshole.

Best thing about classes starting,
I will be one step closer to finishing my major, there will be thousands of amazingly good looking girls everywhere (My University is huge, ~16,000 students, a huge pool of girls to choose), I will have so many people to select for my daily entertainment purposes,I will find fellow students with similar ambitions, grabbing drinks, with friends of course!, at a bar before the horrifically boring lecture. Most importantly, I will not be working the two mundane, tedious, dead end summer jobs,

All in all, I am excited.

+15 pts, You have discovered a new ability, Stereotyping (+5 bonus damage dealt)!